Fossil + Meteorite Drowning = Petrified Ocean
Grogan + Prescription for Sustainability = Eco-Grogan
Tough Terrain + Blast of Fresh Air = Rocky Fresh
Atmospheric Moisture + Sleeping Beauties = Foggy Princesses
Prescription for Sustainability + Crop Burner = Regenerative Pyromaniac
Crescendo of Fury + Crescendo of Fury = Apogee
The Great Resignation + A Non-Issue = The Great Excuse
Chappaquiddick's Depths + Tattoo Parlour = Tattooed Waters
Bathyscope + Blemish Boat = Blemish Submarine
Blazing Truth + Gas Gangster = Blazing Windbag
Breathing Icon + Going, Going, Gone = Shrunk Icon
Airborne Doom + Gnomageddon Dwarves = Gnomageddon from Above
Billy Graham + Tanned Tease = Gospel Goddess
Squirting + Starlight Snacks = Shooting Star Snacks
Tectonic Fury + Punxsutawney, Pa = Seismic Squirrel
Depths + A Non-Issue = A Shallow Crisis
Krusty + Bore-Fest = Krusty Conventions
Flowers + Glacial Divorce = Permafrost Posies
Meteor Crater Lake + Island Rave = Crater Rave
Grave + Hurricane Bill Clinton = Tombstorm
Passenger + Float with Warning = Warning Flag on a Boat
The Middle + Tap Beer = Tap Beer Gut
Orbit of Devotion + Orbit of Devotion = Orbit of Obsession
Leonard Horowitz + Tectonic Breath = Tectonic Horowitz
Eco + Traffic Jam with Oprah = Oprah's Carbon Footprint
Whirlpool + Garden of Opportunity = Bernanke
Dirtiness on Earth + Tinder Johns = Bums with Matches
Superhydrofoil + Lava Dancer = Molten Mime
Asteroid Loop + Asteroid Loop = Asteroid Loop-The-Loop
Sultry Splash + Shallow Seas = Splashy Shallows
Hellcat + Jayanagar = Jayanagator
Snuffed + Sea Doctor = Dead Captain
Sonar + Gnome Kiln = Sonar Gnome Kiln
Stagnant Soup + FTX Exchange = Financial Soup Kitchen
Jean-Claude Van Damme + Dirtense = Muddamme
Hellcat + More Bacteria = Mrsa-Infected Hellcat
Vulcan + Yawning = Yawning Volcano
Renewal + Frozen Fowl = Spring Turkey
Townsend Bell + Lesbian Love Island = Bell Loveland
Geological Fury + Quiet Advisors = Earthquake Consultants
Daisy Ridley + General Stagnation = Stagnant Daisy
Watered Faith + Tadpoles = Faith Frogs
Humidity + Surge = Sweaty Lightning
Dr. Irwin Redlener + John B. Calhoun = Dr. Calhoun Redlener
More George Patton + Tired Sorcerer = Battle-Weary Wizard
More Drama + Self-Referential Paradox = Meta-Movie
Tax Credits + Subterranean Florists = Subsidized Blooms
Surgeon General + Stagnant = Bad Health Advice
Tiresome Repetition + Wasteland Dictator = Dictator of Drudgery
Tinted Glasses + Kiddie = Cool Kid
Visibility + Holy Whores = Visible Vixens
Meteorite Intensity + Hiccupsouploop = Astral Reflux
Clear + Galactic Snowglobe = Frozen Fizz
Firm Footing + Blazing Draft = Foot Draft
Squirting + Footloose Mystics = Footloose Fountains
Divided Table + Wet Painting = Paint Splatter
Phoenix + Gnomish Grill = Gnome Phoenix Grill
Volcano Eruptions + Volcanic Revival = Geothermal Rebirth
A Non-Event + Social Media Storm = A Viral Nothing
Overdrive + Sewer Gnome = Gnome Drag
Anne Hathaway + Dr. Dr. Fauci = Fauci Hathaway
Dishwashing + Breathe Carefully = Dish Soap Suds
Topography + Pub Quiz = Pub Geography
Marine + Jester Balloon = Jester Buoy
A Lonely Reality + Gut Politics = Soulless Politics
Silent Gases + Triplexity Cubed = Sulky Vapors
Clean + Insomniac Forest Friends = Glimmering Guardians
Scenic Flight + Shopping Mall = Mall in the SKY
A Non-Event + Sinner's Sanctuary = Empty Pew
Relationship + Ecological Unicorns = Love in the Wild
General Blazing + A Non-Event = A Quiet Day
Hurricane Bill Clinton + Cosmic Crasher = Cosmic Clinton
Staleness Squared + Atmos = Staleness in the Air
Lazarus Earth + Not a MYTH = Life After Death
Verne Troyer + Flame Wars = PYGMY Firecracker
Army + Putt-Putt = Toy Robot
French Infantry + French Infantry = French Military
Foggy Freight Train + Same Old Garbage = Same Old Grind
Productive Dialogue + A View to Kill = Killing the Conversation
Van Gogh + Dead Marine Mammal = Beached Whale
Burn Warnings + Murky Flood = Flood of Embers
Mid-Ocean Ridges + Eruption = Geological Gingerbread Man
Gooey Glow + Candlelight Vigil = Glow-In-The-Dark Protest
Ocean + Helium Party = Sea Squirt Party
Fecal Matter + Manic Marina = Manic Muck
Hearth + Blizzard Bedlam = Blizzard Bonfire
Pyrexia + Stripper Robots = Burning Machines
Stomper + Comet Tater = Spud Smasher
Whirlwinds + Language Lesson = Gust of Grammar
Nuanced + Skyblaze = Sophisticated Wildfire
Ground Pounder + Ocean Goblin Frenzy = Kraken Krash
Sea Quest Revival + Equestrian Airlines = Pirate Airlines
Sea + Drowning in Details = Submerged in Minutiae
Sonar + Les Mis Drama = Submarine Musical
Mistral + Dishwashing = Sudsy Storm
Blazing Flavors + Lobotomized = Flavorless Void
More Regrouping + Hover = Regroup Hover
Sonar + Lava Lounge = Lava Sonar
Asteroid Fiasco + Cosmic Flower Fair = Asteroid Flower Power
Divided Ground + Quadruple Pneumonia = Double Pneumonia Double Trouble
