Former Smoker + Chronic Headache = Headache Hangover
Smoldering + Tunnel Rat = Subterranean Ninja
Chronic + Jim Crow South = Slow Moving Justice
George Patton + Port-A-Potty Party = A General Mess
Crystal Clear + Planned Paradise = Dreamcatcher's Paradise
Sweat Storm + Four Jets = Fernando Alonso
Clarissa Eartha Kitt + Quad Whammy = Whammy Kitt
Dirt Doctor + Iron Dragon = Iron Farmer
Planetary Amputation + Sugar Plum Fairy = Galactic Gumdrop
Barbara Streisand + Sea Dragons = MY Pet Dragon
Petrichor + Petrichor = Double Whiff
James Hetfield + Hard Habituated = Habituated to Heavy Metal
Magical Adaptation + Alien's Address = Mailbox
Double Overdrive + Aquaface = Drivewater
A Sad Summer + Sea Garbage = Sea Sadness
Mud + Omaha Beach = Omaha Swamp
Mask Mandate + Suburbia Stranglers = Suburban Scolds
Wild + Item3 = Unclaimed Prize
Drown + Chloroxed = Suds of Surprise
Reburn + Chingy's Tantrums = Reburn's Meltdown
Double Mapping + Happy Splash = Splashing Twins
Quick Burial + Bashful Blizzard Belle = SHY Snow Queen
Double Ego + Catwoman's Lair = Selina Kyle
Eco + Map of the Moon's Craters = Lunar Hazard
Bar + Spudzilla Soup = Bar Spud
Narcissus' Reflection + Narcissus' Reflection = Narcissus' Dilemma
Alien Colonization + Elbe River = Invasion of the Water Snakes
Climate Savant + Embarrassing Gourd Patch = Gourd Guru
Full-Throttle + Deep Forest Fears = Terrifying Trees
Planetary + Thistle Queen Bee = Queen Bee of the Cosmos
Radiance + Speidi = Speidi's Glow
Infernal Reckoning + Bachelorette Party Foul = Morning After Massacre
Overalls + Overalls = Twofers
Boat + Tortured Poet = Drowning Bard
Phoenix + Cliffside Cringe = Awkward Eagle
Volcano + The Cartel = Volcano Cartel
Atmospheric Moisture + Oceanic Monster = Fog Fiend
Thinly Veiled + Buzz Armstrong = Juiced
Gas Giants + Degree of Disagreement = Galactic Upheaval
Same Old Storm + Hanukkah Ash = Dreidel Dust
Boater + Mcterror = Mcboatface
Meteorite Fireball + Reconversion = Re-Fire Insurance
Extinguished Air + Alec's Spiral = Air Ale
Uchiha + Uchiha = Family Feud
Stale + Travis's Sermon = Travis's DRY Well of Faith
Scenic Flight + Poison Peddler = Aerial Apothecary
Blast + Lucky Orchids = Orchid Boom
Psychological Warfare + Refuse = Deflect
Bar + Mud Brides = Muddy Tavern
Gettysburg Address + Terra-Disaster-Cycle = Enduring Resolve
Sink + A Sea of Dreams = Surrealistic
A Non-Issue + Empty Vessel = A Blank Stare
Sonic Boom + Gossip Mill = Rumor Waves
Strait + Strait = Narrows
Hoofprint + Wild = Pawprint
Armstrong + Garden Gnome Gone Wild = Garden Behemoth
Warning to Breathe + Vanishing Splendor = A Dying Flower
Aquatic Apocalypse + College Dorm Food = Sewer Sushi
A Non-Issue + Budapest Bash = Budapest Snooze Fest
Stomper + A Quadruple Hiccup Fit = Hiccup Stomper
Dampiness + 2311 = Foggy Goggles
Hiccup + Soapy Inferno = Hiccups in the Shower
Vent + Reputation Hit = Public Fart
Armstrong + Environmental Injustice = Armstrong's Toxic Trail
Oceanjet + Rainy Vigilante = Stormy Avenger's Arch-Nemesis
Raging Sea + Lava School = Oceanic Magma Academy
Raging Sea + Vortex Strippers = Tornado Gardeners
Bitter Disappointment + Skybound = Airline Ticket
A View to Kill + A Smothered Spark = A Smothered Spark of Creativity
Hothead + Neil Armstrong = Angry Astronaut
Buzzed General + Buzzed General = Confused Commander
Cold Fury + Flaming Vixen = Icy Temptress
Meeting Gone Wrong + Double Fever = Fever Pitch Meeting
Empty Pool + Infinite Entombment = Water Tomb
Volcano + Squirt = Mini-Disaster
Conflicting Opinions + Beijing's Family Feud = Mandarin Mayhem
Intensity + Kate Moennig = Intensity Kate
Moon Blaze + Buzz Armstrong = Neil's Shadow
Molten Atlantis + Luxury Lightning Storm Superhero Cast = Luxury Lava Lord
Hurricane Bill Clinton + Arsonist = Fuel for the Storm
Donation + Renewal Ground = Yearly Guilt Trip
Housewives of Mars + Pirate Flowers = Flowerbaronesses of Mars
Old Grave + The Gnomedemic Stadium Brawl = Boneyard Brawl
Laurence Olivier + Moldy Melody = Moldy Bard
Dirtiness + Turbines = Grime Generators
Thinly Veiled + Red Fort Protest = Communist Graffiti
Microbiome + Spacey Sweat = Alien Stink
Meteor Crater Lake + Tropical Cancer = Meteor Crater Cancer
Arsonist + Former Smoker = Candle Enthusiast
Sea Level Deniers + Scenic Flight = Cloud Gazers
Ocean + Ahab's Redemption = Ahab's Sink
Covering Up + Dying Sea = Ocean's Requiem Waltz
Fire + Thermal Hug = Blazing Affection
A Bigger Ocean + Futuristic Fashion Faux Pas = Mermaid Chic
Flowers + Bashful Buccaneer = SHY Scallywag
Hell's Half Acre + Phantom Wealth = Phantom Ranch
Gunslinger General + Extinguished Legend = Lost Gunslinger
A Non-Event + Lesbian Space Station = Silent Orbit
Stink + Pyro Top = Stinkbombs
Quake + Lake Lullaby = Lake Lullaby Quake